Hunt 27

My sister had her first experience of getting drunk at a school party.  She’s already in college so I really don’t mind.  I thought every student should at least experience that in college.  I also had no plans of telling mom about it for I know she would get hysterical and might order my sister to come back home immediately.  I would not want that to happen for I want my sister to have some fun too.

However, being the big sister, I wanted to tease her about it so I thought of a creative way of doing it. Gone are the days that we would rib each other through spoken words.  As we grew older, we got more creative in teasing each other.  It was one of those quirky ways how we show our care for each other.  I saw funny t shirts in an online store that says “I DON’T GET DRUNK I GET AWESOME.”  I knew that it was the one that I was looking for.  They had other interesting and t shirts but it was the one that I wanted.  I immediately placed the order and the shirt arrived a few days after.

I laid the shirt on her bed so that she sees it as soon as she arrives.  I heard a roaring laugh coming from her room that afternoon and she immediately went to my room to thank me for the shirt

I am in the food business. I sell raw meat of all kinds- beef, pork, chicken, lamb, turkey and many others. Just name it and we definitely have it! My business is relatively new, but I already have tons of loyal customers. They buy almost every day, and some even make pre-orders since my stocks are easily sold out. Business is indeed very good.

As a businesswoman however, I don’t only think about profits. I also think about work ethics and other strategies to make sure that my loyal customers will keep their loyalty, and new customers will follow after them. I know that I need to take care of my customers as much as I can, since it is mainly because of them that my business if doing pretty well. So, aside from keeping my prices low, I also invest on various cleaning products in order to make sure that my counters and all the stuffs used by my staff are kept clean and safe from disease-carrying bacteria.

Speaking of my staff, I also try to keep them satisfied so that I can demand quality work from them. Aside from giving their salary on time and giving incentives once in a while, I also make sure that their worker place is safe and very much conducive for working. That is why I also invest on several kitchen safety supplies. This way, they’ll that someone is also taking care of them.

We were new in the neighborhood, my husband always wants to be friendly with other neighbors but I was the one who is always a bit apprehensive because I have always believed in being prudent when meeting someone for the first time. There should be a line first because we don’t know each other well yet. But my husband, every time someone passes by the house, he says hello. Even if he is wearing those embarrassing t shirts he got from her mom years back. You see, it’s embarrassing because it’s torn and not fit for wearing already but my husband keeps on wearing it.

Since we’re new in the neighborhood, we were invited for a barbeque party that weekend. And you guess what? My husband was planning to wear one of his embarrassing house shirts because he thinks house clothes are fine. But of course, I told him not to wear it and he told me to buy him a new one.

The task of finding a t shirt for my husband proved to be difficult. I did not want him to look too excited that he wore a new t shirt on his neighborhood barbeque party. I asked my children where to buy a nice t shirt. My online geek daughter recommended the website of funny t shirts and I was impressed with the array of frivolous t shirts they offer. I bought a couple of funny t shirts and my husband was happy and the rest of neighborhood was happy during the barbeque party.

The footie pajamas that I had bought for my nephew were accidentally sent to the wrong address and my niece got them. I had asked my husband to make sure that each of the already wrapped packages made it into the appropriately addressed box and then take them to the post office. I should have known that he could not handle that.

When my sister called and asked if I had meant to send my niece a pair of footie pajamas with army men all over them, I was a little confused and then almost immediately realized what had happened. I told her that I was sorry and that I would have to call our brother and tell him about the mix-up before my nephew opened up the really pretty princess girls pajamas and started crying.

I made the phone call to my brother and told him not to let his son open the gift from me and that our sister would be sending him the right gift. I asked him to send the package that contained the girls pajamas to our sisters house and he agreed. I do not think that my husband realizes what he did nor does he realize how much trouble he is going to be in once he gets home.

I was given a list from my boss of things to find and order for the big party that he was throwing for the entire office. I am not quite sure why he just did not have it catered but he thinks that between his wife, his mother and me, his secretary that we should be able to handle all the food. I am not a great cook, and neither is my bosses wife but his mother is a great at it. We will be relying on her expertise.

I had to find some food service supplies first and place the order to ship overnight, since he decided to give me this list, two days before the party. I think that we may be able to pull it off but it will take a lot of work on our part. When I found a good food service supplies company, they also had all the cleaning supplies that were on the list so I put them together on the same order and overnighted it all.

Since I had the cleaning supplies and the food service stuff out of the way, I headed out to the local warehouse store to pick up all the food that needed to be prepared. The two other ladies, who were roped into this deal, met me there and we bought everything else that we needed.

The office supplies list that the staff had put together was really long and I know that they have all been very patient and understanding why the company was going through some hard times. I know that a few of my employees even bought office supplies for themselves when they needed them.

I would like to reimburse those people who went to the office supply store themselves and bought their own paper and pencils but they will not tell me who they are. They all feel bad about how sales have been going and they are all working very hard to turn things around. The entire staff told me that they understand exactly what is going on and since it looks like things are turning around, they just want to move forward and not look back.

I must have the best group of employees that anyone could ever ask for. I took the list of the much needed office supplies and called the office supply store to start reading them everything that we needed to have delivered. It was going to be like Christmas around here when this stuff is delivered. I know that they will appreciate all of it, since they have needed it for so long.

I love wearing all of my parent’s old funny t shirts. I found them in the attic last summer and have been wearing them ever since. My dad laughed at me when I told him that they were cool. He said that he had worn funny shirts all throughout his high school days. When he had met my mother, he started her doing the same thing. They had accumulated quite a collection over the next four years.

I think that the whole funny shirts thing carried over to their college days but then they packed them away when they got married and had me. I am not sure why they kept them and neither are they but I am sure glad that they did. I think that they are secretively happy that I like them so much since it was something that they did together and now their daughter likes doing.

I have even started to design some funny t shirts that I think other people would really enjoy and my father found a company online where I can upload my designs and then have printed. I am hoping that maybe someday soon, my parents and I can all sit down and design our own funny t shirt together. Then we can order one for each of us.

I would like to open a store that sells offensive t shirts, in the mall. I have a feeling that I may have some resistance to the types of t shirts I want to display though. I have already talked to the mall manager and he explained that if I could get the other stores to agree with the type of store I want to have, then he would lease me the space.

I am thinking that if I sell it more as a store that sells funny t shirts, than a store that sells offensive t shirts that they might go for it. If I have funny t shirts for the whole family in the front of the store and then a room at the back that holds the adult t shirt, then I might be able to make it work. I will have a website that also has all of the designs that I carry on it as well, so if there is something that a customer wants, and they cannot find it in the store, they can go online and order it.

The website may come in handy when some customers do not want to purchase some of the more offensive offensive t shirts in the store, but they can order them in the privacy of their own homes. Sometimes people do not want other customers to see exactly they are buying.

I am not looking forward to this new school I have to transfer to at the end of the month. My Father took a job in another city and we have to move and I will be attending a new school. We visited the school a while back and they have a strict dress policy which means I cannot wear the funny t shirts that I enjoy wearing.

I wear funny t shirts almost every single day and have for years now and I am not going to be able to do that now. I do not even have anything else that I can wear and my parents are acting like it is no big deal. I guess they will realize how big a deal it is when I get sent home for wearing an inappropriate t shirt to school.

I do not really understand why they have such a useless rule that says you cannot wear t shirts, you can only wear button up shirts with a collar. I even saw some of the kids wearing ties just because they wanted to. I do not know what kind of school this is but I bet I am not going to enjoy it at all.

I am happy for my Father and glad for us as a family because we will have a lot more money but that does not mean much to me if I am not happy at school for seven hours a day. I will put up with it and not wear any funny t shirt designs for my parents because I love them but I will not like it one bit.

I was out at the mall and happened to come upon a sale. This great store that I had come to love was going out of business. They were selling their entire inventory for half price. I found some cheap t shirts for school and then I got funny t shirts for my sister. She is the class clown and always wears funny t shirts.

I called everyone that I could think of; that I knew liked this store and told them about the big sale. Before I had checked out with my funny and cheap t shirts, ten of my friends had shown up to check out the great prices. I hope that none of them buy the same funny t shirts that I bought for my sister. She would not like it, if anyone else had on the same shirt as her in school.

I went to check out what they were all looking to buy, but then realized that it was getting late and I still had to go home and get my homework done. My sister loved the funny t shirts that I got for her and my mother even paid me back for them. She said that she liked the fact that I shopped for bargains.